Piggie Jr.
Everybody is party-ing away now while i'm all tired from waiting for food the whole night *sulks* My only consolation is that i'm not the ONLY one who didn't attend the party as Obaasan also did not go (sankyu obaasan!!! although i doubt she did it to make me feel better ) oh wait... maybe she decided to go last minute!!! WUAAAAAAAAA I"LL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN"T GO.... *sobz alone*
NVM..... my only other consolation tonight... *points at picture* wuahahahahha sinfully deliciouS =) i think the subbie is self-explanatory (gomen Piggie :P)
It's about the only satisfying thing for the entire night of couz's wedding dinner... Although i've learnt my lesson well after tonight ...
1. NEVER ever go to wedding dinners on time (especially one that involves the many branches of the extended family tree - i.e. the 'ah ee' and the 'ah ma')..... unless if u're the bride or the groom or course :D
2. NEVER fast lunch just to save some tummy space for dinner cuz by the time food comes it's supper already and u would've gotten gastric; besides there'll be other kids in the table who eat as if they've never before +_+
3. NEVER ever serve free flow of any form of alcohol drinks - it won't be the youngsters who wallop all.... it's the superwomen ah eeS and the ah maS who would attempt the stunt ( either that or prepare high-blood medicine beforehand)
4. NEVER dress too well for family functions - it'll gain too much "publicity"
5. IF any of us (yes, including you ..jie...) decides to get married to any guy that doesn't belong to the 'can-bring-home-kinda-guy' list, then v r advised to throw a minimal wedding dinner i.e. minus the unimportant ah ee and ah ma to promote world peace *me shivers at the thought of the kind of "publicity" resulting from it*
By the kinda guys who would fit the list probably constitute like...... 0.001 % of the world male population +_+
p/s: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAYANA!!!! *HUGZz* Thanks for inviting me although unfortunately i couldn't make it... :(
NVM..... my only other consolation tonight... *points at picture* wuahahahahha sinfully deliciouS =) i think the subbie is self-explanatory (gomen Piggie :P)
It's about the only satisfying thing for the entire night of couz's wedding dinner... Although i've learnt my lesson well after tonight ...
1. NEVER ever go to wedding dinners on time (especially one that involves the many branches of the extended family tree - i.e. the 'ah ee' and the 'ah ma')..... unless if u're the bride or the groom or course :D
2. NEVER fast lunch just to save some tummy space for dinner cuz by the time food comes it's supper already and u would've gotten gastric; besides there'll be other kids in the table who eat as if they've never before +_+
3. NEVER ever serve free flow of any form of alcohol drinks - it won't be the youngsters who wallop all.... it's the superwomen ah eeS and the ah maS who would attempt the stunt ( either that or prepare high-blood medicine beforehand)
4. NEVER dress too well for family functions - it'll gain too much "publicity"
5. IF any of us (yes, including you ..jie...) decides to get married to any guy that doesn't belong to the 'can-bring-home-kinda-guy' list, then v r advised to throw a minimal wedding dinner i.e. minus the unimportant ah ee and ah ma to promote world peace *me shivers at the thought of the kind of "publicity" resulting from it*
By the kinda guys who would fit the list probably constitute like...... 0.001 % of the world male population +_+
p/s: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAYANA!!!! *HUGZz* Thanks for inviting me although unfortunately i couldn't make it... :(
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